We are Seenagers

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don’t have to go to school or work.

I get an allowance every fortnight.

I own my own pad.

I don’t have a curfew.

I have a driver’s licence and my own car.

I have an ID that gets me into pubs and Dan Murphy’s.

I hang out with people who are not scared of getting pregnant and don’t have acne.

Life is great!

I have more friends I could send this to, but right now I can’t remember their names!