I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every fortnight.
I own my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's licence and my own car.
I have an ID that gets me into pubs and Dan Murphy's.
I hang out with people who are not scared of getting pregnant and don't have acne.
Life is great!
I have more friends I could send this to, but right now I can't remember their names!